klotz
a wanna be salsa dancer with cheap shoes, pr-ne to infections and incapable of parking a car in a carport, usually seen urinating in public.
” look at that guy over there, he’s such a klotz .’
i’m such a klotz , lately”
1 more definition
klotz: the act of, or klotzing someone;
(1) a jewish male who is generally smelly, is mostly seen stealing and or cheating on somthing.
(2)to be stingy torwards somthing
(1)dude! watch out! its a klotz!
(2)dude come one, stop being such a klotz
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