Klotzer
adj;
1. referring to one residing in pennsyltucky.
noun;
1. one generally to be found in bus stations or other transient locations talking to himself while playing on his smart phone.
2. a p–p digit or p–p-finger. 4)a normal sized person who once was a slovenly piece of sh-t.
verb;
1. to smell the tissue one has just -j-c-l-t-d into.
dude, don’t use that to wipe away your tears, i just klotzered it about 15 minutes ago.
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