kludge
a quick, messy but functional fix or workaround to a problem.
the server ch-ssis was snapped in two, but i’ve kludged it together with electrical tape.
camera mount kludge
bad code that works but is barely readable, overly complex and unmaintainable.
this code is a total kludge!
not a necessarily a quick fix – but a unique, cheap approach to a sudden engineering disaster that arises; it’s not pretty.
also the only word of this variety to avoid being a disparaging remark about a group of people.
engineer 1: “look i fixed it!”
engineer 1: “turns out that a single matchbook cover can hold this entire 3 ton mechanism stable.”
engineer 2: “thats’s a total kludge.”
1. a patch or fix in a computer program, especially a clumsy one
2. to fix a computer program
the way things work with that system is a kludge.
an idiot or r-t-rded person.
man, he’s such a kludge.
.v, 1.a complete waste of time. 2. a complete mess.
jason’s project is a kludge of bull cr-p and gpo doc-ments.
an idiot or r-t-rded person.
man, he’s such a kludge.
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