KMC


kiss my c-nt
“i f-cking hate you, kmc!”
killer movie community
“yo’ check out the post i made on kmc”
a stuck up st–zy sleezey b-tch with an egotistical att-tude the size of mount rushmore.. she is the anti-christ and in the year of 2012 her and her evil step sister patricia will grow wings and horns and kill everyone and eat there intestines.

twittle t-ts and d-nkle donk will take over the world!!!!!!!!!!!
kmc is so cool!
literally means/stands for kiss m-ff cuddle. the go to move for someone who runs and locks themselves in their room once they get a girl.

usually -ssociated with the following two scenarios:

1) the girl they run away with is an ex girl who cheated on them and/or just f-cked someone else that the guy is aware of
2) their boys sit outside the locked door and laugh at them inside as they exchange “estrogen shots” (note: estrogen shots are the opposite of c-m shots. total opposite of testosterone or any other display of sheer manhood)

the theme music to kmcing is “b-tterfly kisses” and “the man you’ve become”
q: yo, is he comin out with us tonight?

a: no, he’s kmcing and administering estrogen shots. i think he actually might be going to home depot to try and buy a drain for his room cuz all the p-ssy juice in here is gettin a lil out of control..

wtf is that gay -ss music? oh, that’s just kmc in his room

girl: baby, since it’s your birthday i decided im going to give you a bl-w j-b tonight
kmc: nooooooo, i just wanna m-ff you all night – i would never want you to do that. let’s just order a movie and kmc til we p-ss out 🙂
an acronym for a chicago, il based gang called, “kry motherf-cker cry”.
zach tried to join kmc but got his -ss kicked because he wasn’t rugged enough
stands for “kiss my c-ck”
jonny: hey man whats up?!
sam: stfu and kmc!
kiss my (-ss) cheeks
yo b-tch, get over here n kmc

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