KMFC
acronym for “keeping my fingers crossed”
i hope you do well on the test tuesday. kmfc
kitty ‘mother f-ck1ng’ crowbar
dude, that jammer just got kmfc’ed up!
a swine bag. a person so vile that her stench makes your eyes water. someone who’s very existence makes you want to vomit everywhere. her personality is so attrocious that plunging a knife into your throat would be more fun than holding a conversation with her…
looking at kmfc is like looking at a nuke you just dropped
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