Knackered
1. exhausted
2. s-xually spent
3. reprimanded
4. broken / malfunctional
1. i was knackered when i got in from work.
2. after my seventh -j-c-l-t–n i was well and truly knackered.
3. the teacher caught us smoking and now we’re going to get really knackered.
4. i tried to fix my dad’s pc but now it’s more knackered than ever.
exhausted. now can be used entirely freely of any s-xual connection.
i’m absolutley knackered, i’ve been working all day.
tired or sleepy; exhausted
i’m feeling a bit knackered today.
very tired
after sh-gging that bird, i was extremely knackerd
spent, near death.
origin from ‘knacker’s yard’ where one took old horses to become pots of glue.
on my feet all day and i’m knackered.
to run out of energy during an endurance sporting event; to “bonk”.
the rider forgot to eat before the last climb of the day and he was completely knackered half way up.
tired and exhausted. completely spent and thus, useless.
before the partwii, lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to mickey d’s with his brofriend chuck norris and bought a mcg-ngb-ng happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started s-xting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of jager pong. lauren gave chuck the air jerk as he noticed tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art cl-ss. lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. as lauren walked outside he saw, bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of dr. pepper and big league chew. the night of celebrating lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
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