knarf
1. adv. pinky’s way of saying, “knarf!”
knarf!
knarf is also anotherword for frank.
knarf is synonymic for slave boy or internship business development wannabe, responsible for printing supplies.
knarf gets coffee every half an hour for all it’s colleagues
knarf fills up the paper trays of the printing devices every morning.
abbv for knuckle barf. knuckle barf is when you are masturbating furiously and you get j-zz all up in between your knuckles!
sh-t man, i was so into this p-rn and wasn’t paying attetion and ended up knarfing on both my hands!
(noun) a minor surface defect such as, but not limited to, scratches, nicks, dents, scuffs, etc.. usually used when multiple types of minor blemishes exist on the same surface.
(verb) the act of placing such defects on a surface
hey jimmy, quit using that screwdriver to clean that steel plate or you’ll knarf it all up!
originaly part of the philosophical idea, brought about by sir jeffery boivin around the renaissance era, that all parts must have a whole, thus making one side dark and one light. the dark being knarf and the light being fw-nky. used often as an insult.
hey knarf, go eat some coconut trees!
someone who follows message boards but never posts, a lurker.
that user is a total knarf! they’ve been here 10 years but only posted a dozen times!
knarf is a word for telling somebody that they’re totally h-rny for everyone. they just can’t seem to give themselves any restrictions for whom they are jerking off to. child p-rn is not an untouched subject regarding all those we call knarf.
you’re so f-cking knarf!
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