knee pads
a special way of calling someone a wh-r-.
more original than bluntly calling someone a sl-t.
girl 1- me and him hooked up
girl 2- i hope you wore knee pads.
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girl 1- b-tch, do your knees a favor and ge some kneepads.
it is absolutely necessary for a girl to wear while sucking d-ck on her knees, as it will protect her knees and make the experience much more comfortable.
girl: tonight im coming over to suck dat d-ck
guy: ight make sure you bring da knee pads
kneepads are people who you see at the park with their kids playing and they always make their kids wear every type of safety gear known to man when the kids are not even moving fast enuf to get hurt. always overkill and has a somewhat arrogance effect on the other families because implies that their kids are special and have to have extra protection to play with your “normal” kids.
look at these kneepads right there. p-sses me off. what are they getting ready for baghdad or fallujia ? tell the boys they cant play with the kneepads unless they promise to find a weakness in their gear and break one of their kids bones.
knee pads & pasties elbow pads & ( motor scooter helmet ) bedroom fun & games.
yo banana! i bang my knee pads through the sheet rock on a wall job.
motor scooter helmet keeps head from banging walls.
knee pads on a first date is h-rny!
kneepads – an item that a local…who couldn’t trade their way out of a paper bag when there was tons of paper and seats were 20k per month….puts on each knee in front of a paper broker so that he buys or sells something 1 or 2 cents below or above the market price.
not a tick or two !!
look at pablo the local.he just slide on 2 kneepads in front of that paper broker and made 5 g’s on the opening !
now all he need is a kleenex to wipe the mess off his chin !
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