knee puppets
when her b–bs are so big and saggy, they can be manipulated in a seated position by bouncing them off of her knees perhaps by her knees.
see that b-tch sitting over there? i wish she would stop tapping her foot because her knee puppets are flopping around like a fish out of water.
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