kneebiter
a fictional insult constructed by the copy editors for the us edition of the hitchikers guide to the galaxy series of books to replace the word -sshole which was considered too offensive for the us readership.
a modern example of bowdlerization.
original sentence (uk edition of “life, the universe and everything”)
“you’re a jerk, dent… a complete -sshole.” – wowbagger
bowdlerized version (us edition of “life, the universe and everything”)
“you’re a jerk, dent… a complete kneebiter.” – wowbagger
a little, petty jerk that metaphorically doesn’t even come up to your waist in stature.
“man, did you hear what arminda said pete?” “yeah, she just a knee biter”
a person who is excessively obnoxious. apparently a chiefly british usage, synonymous with git. one step above an anklebiter.
“dent, you’re a jerk… a complete kneebiter.”
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