kneeling assistant
usually an -ssistant whose tasks include kneeling under her/his boss’ table while he is having a phone call or smoking a cigar.
al:”you know fredo? the project is taking away most of my energies. i am so stressed. i would like to relax with a cigar and a hot kneeling -ssistant”.
fredo:”keep on dreaming, pal!”.
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