kneepad of the year
an award in southern nh presented each year to the local girl who seems to have given head to an awful lot of guys “in the family” during that year. the memorial plaque resides just outside of nashua, nh and is updated yearly.
i was at some r-t-rded party with drunk hicks. there was this f-cking golden kneepad on the wall with my name on it under “1997-1998″…for kneepad of the year!…come to think of it…i was on my knees a lot that year!
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