Knicker Angle
the angle of inclination required to view a girls knickers when she is wearing a skirt relative to a reference plane of the skirts hem.
a positive knicker angle requires your eye line to be above the hem of the skirt,
with a 0° knicker angle you can see knicker if your eye is level with the hem,
while a negative knicker angle requires you to be lower than the skirt and look up to observe knicker gusset.
look at that tart at the bar, she’s such a f-ckin’ slapper. i swear that microskirt she is wearing has positive knicker angle!
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