knife coach
a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife – typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist
“i really do not want to finish my reading -ssignment. hey, maury povich is on tv,” says client.
“i’ma f-ckin cut you b-tch,” says knife coach. “you read or you bleed.” -licks knife-
“well i guess i’ll just finish up this reading -ssignment.”
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