knifey-spooney
a stupid australian game where everyone pulls out their knives to compare size (like americans and d-cks) and one person pulls out a spoon. the first person to call out the person with the spoon wins.
“lets play knifey-spooney.” everyone pulls out their knives, except steve, he pulls out a spoon.
“those aren’t knives, this is a knife,” steve says.
“no, that’s a spoon,” alex points out.
“well i guess you win,” steve pouts.
#knife #spoon #australian #americans #size #player #wins #game #d-cks #alex #steve #win
a game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. however, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.
“that’s not a knife. this is a knife!”
“that’s not a knife, that’s a spoon.”
“ah, i see you’ve played knifey-spooney before!”
#the simpsons #australia #knifey-spoony #knife #spoon #knives #spoons #games for kids
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