knight in bloody armor
a medieval knight in polished shiny plate armor which is now splattered and dripping with the blood and bits of the guts of someone the knight has murdered.
seeing one of these knights while in battle should instill fear as you might end up painting his armor.
king arthur, the knight in bl–dy armor, stabbed his son with excalibur and the blood came out mordred’s mouth.
that’s when william wallace, the knight in bl–dy armor, slit open the queen’s chest, revealing her insides. he then removed them, slathering himself in their resplendent glory.
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