Knighted
the act of standing in front of a bowed or seated male or female with an erect p-n-s. placing said p-n-s on each shoulder and head in the same manner as king or queen dubbing a true knight.
as with tea bagging this action is s-xual in nature usually meaning to gratify, punish, embarr-ss, or promote laughter.
” ian was asking to be knighted after refusing to make me a sandwich”!
to get dunked on so hard that you land on your back
deandre jordan got the alley oop from cp3 and knighted that dude.
receiving a bl-wj-b while in a castle. this can be an authentic pre-16th century castle or a later reproduction made using the techniques of western european castle engineers.
you: “dude, i was on a date at bancroft tower and the girl blew me in the castle!”
friend: “oh my g-d, you got knighted!”
facing your partner, with them on their knees, place one’s p-n-s on one shoulder shoulder then the other, in a manner akin to a king knighting a squire.
before getting a bl-w j-b, bob knighted becky and she like it!
the act of being beat, hit, or crushed with a nightstick by another person or object.
last night on my way home, some police stopped my car and knighted me.
when a guy c-m on her shoulders and after that he declares her ma’am and stand up proud.
i totaly knighted my girl last night, she’s now a ma’am.
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