Knighting
when you’re done getting a prime bl-w j-b. you knight the person who blew you with your p-n-s, by placing your p-n-s on her left shoulder then you move your p-n-s to her right shoulder. you may also use your p-n-s to slap her in the face so she doesn’t forget, depends on tradition.
steve got the best bl-w j-b of his life from sandi that he had to knight her with his p-n-s. sandi’s knighting took place under a full moon beside the castle.
when a person is talking/describing a story or moment, and begins to mumble at the most important piece of information.
a friend: what was that story you were talking about?
the knighter: right, this girl was about to scfniv reiei erijmsd sdv and then we wruv rvijerv vbtreo and it was brilliant.
the friend: sorry, you were just knighting, say that again.
when you unload a round towards someone on a shooting game and it goes on both sides of the opponent not hitting them.
cant shoot worth a sh-t today..i keep knighting people.
the act or process of honoring a page or servant by placing the erect p-n-s from ear to top of head to ear while the servant or page is in the subdued position of being on the knees
“sire, i just finished knighting your chamber maid because she cleaned my chamber pot most spectacularly”
“oh to be sir galahad’s flesh knightee!”
the swift, stealthy motion of placing one’s p-n-s on another’s right shoulder, then left shoulder. usually resulting in some sort of altercation, the method is misunderstood- as it is actually a form of respect.
“when i was knighting my grandmother without her waking up, a huge feeling of selflessness and cheer overwhelmed me, than i gave her best friend, mabel, a high five with my unerect p-n-s.”
to pull out your schl-ng and quickly tap it on ones left shoulder then quickly on ones left cheek.you quickly repeat the steps on the right shoulder.when you are finished you call out that persons name and claim that they are your b-tch.
i have just knighted pat, he is my b-tch now.
the process of masturbating on a females face and then blowing a brick on their : face, and or shoulder
i gave my b-tch a good knighting last night
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