Knighting Ceremony
an historic event in which the female falls to her knees, bows her head and closes her eyes to signify her preparedness for the honor. her s-x-friend places his schl-ng first on her left shoulder, then her right. as the soon-to-be knight lifts her head to rise to her feet, she is met by a c-ckslap with the strength of a thousand suns.
-i wanted to have s-x to her, but she wasn’t of n-ble descent…
-that’s too bad that you couldn’t get busy on her.
-well we just had to have a knighting ceremony first…then we smashed.
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