Knit Fuck
someone who is constantly telling others how big their d-ck is when in fact its as small as a needle and the only thing that they could f-ck would be the size of a needle point, hence knit.
bobby:dam i don’t know why i can’t get my d-ck into this girls p-ssy, must be the size of my d-ck.
john:fo sho, cuz the last time you size your d-ck to mines was the time i realize that your d-ck was the size of a grain of sand.
bobby:man f-ck you man, wtf do you know about the size of my d-ck.
john:last night in your bedroom, your wife called jo -ss a knit f-ck and was only good for f-cking the knit on her panties.
bobby:man f-ck you!
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