Knitting A Sweater
from an episode of grey’s anatomy. meredith takes a vow of celibacy and replaces s-x with knitting to keep her mind busy. when a man asks her out on a date she tries to find an excuse to say no and simply says “i am knitting a sweater.” this term is to be used when you have decided to make a willing and conscious effort to not date or have s-x.
joe: “hey kelly do you want to go to a movie with me on friday night?”
kelly: “sorry i can’t, i’m knitting a sweater.”
mary: “i am so sick of men’s bullcr-p. i am going to start knitting a sweater!”
female fingering masturbation causing entanglement of pubic hairs (knitting) and wetness of v-g-n- (sweater).
it’s been a stressful week. i’ll be staying home tonight knitting a sweater.
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