Knob Cheese

sm-gm- which curdles and forms under the foreskin on a male who has low genital hygiene standards.
person 1: what’s that smell dude?
person 2: dude, that’s my kn-b cheese. d-mn, i knew i should have washed this morning.
there was a young mouse called keith,
who bit a mans kn-b with his teeth,
it wasnt for leisure,
or s-xual pleasure,
but to get to the cheese beneath
chris is a kn-bcheese
after lack of washing and cleaning, the p-n-s’ dirt builds up and sits there happily breeding minging bacteria that stinks like cheese. it is normally crusty and yellow in extreme condtions. you are a kn-b cheese if your a total tw-t.
he dumped me a day before my birthday also being the day my beloved dog died

kn-b cheese
the actual name is ‘sm-gm-‘ found behind the foreskin, it usually smells and is fairly stringy and usually yellow in colour
yjan pulled back his foreskin, only to reveal to his boyfriend matt,that he had a tonne of kn-bcheese
offensive chiefly british slang

the implication that the subject of the insult is indeed so insignificant as to suggest that they are equal only to the small particles of sweat, s-m-n and urine to be found twix the folds of the foreskin and/or other parts of the p-n-s.
bazza: “aww chazza you f-ckin’ kn-b-cheese!”
chazza: “dahn f-ckin’ call me a kn-b-cheese, y’ piece o’ sh-t!”
1.small or large lumps of smelly cheesy sh-t around the bell end caused by not washing many different varieties ranging from cheddar to stilton.
2.a diss to someone if they smell or u dont like them.

1.lauren(ginger)”whats that around ur n-b?”
chrisirving”ohh dw about that its kn-b cheese ill have it in a sandwich later.”
lauren(ginger)”ok ill have some too.”

2.calum “adam u want me to -n-l cavity u?”
adam”no u batty boy ure a kn-b cheese”
calum”relax honky i was joking”
the dirty yellow cheese under ones foreskin
tim hewitt

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