knob touch
1. a frantic game involving at least two men where each partic-p-nt must attempt to touch the genitalia of the other partic-p-nt(s) before they themselves have their “kn-b” touched. alludes to the fact that an individual is most likely h-m-s-xual.
simon: “anyone fancy a game of kn-b touch?”
rich: “no way man, you always beat me off!”
gg: “man, paul is such a kn-b toucher!”
luke: “yeah, i heard he turned pro. he’s an unstoppable kn-b touching machine these days and is tipped to be in the next kn-b touch world cup.”
1 more definition
a game played at concerts, where one positions ones kn-b to touch the rump of the girl in front of you. often played in conjuction with cheb touch.
“man, that was a good concert. i was in a bit of a kn-b/cheb touch sandwhich. very nice.”
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