Knobber
a bl-w j-b.
hey, how bout giving me a kn-bber.
noun used to describe someone who acts like an idiot and/or an -sshole.
an elaboration on calling someone a “d-ck” or a “kn-b”.
also used to suggest they suck a lot of c-ck.
you are such a f-cking kn-bber.
she’s a real kn-bber, and not in the way you’re thinking.
a complete and utter tw-t.
1: “have you met that new girl?”
2: “no, who is she?”
1: “oh dont worry, shes a right kn-bber apparently”
to give a bl-w j-b, to give head, to suck a d-ck. sometimes used in conjunction with slob. “she slobbed my kn-b”
“want to go in the back and give me a kn-bber?”
an idiot or fool.
you are such a kn-bber!
verb: the act of giving or receiving a blow-job. can be prefaced with the word, “mad” as when giving or receiving really good blow-jobs.
~ usually only used when special, unexpected, or when you gave or received to/from this particular partner for the first time. this differs from kn-bs in that kn-bs are a fairly regular thing. like when you get kn-bs from your girlfriend every morning before work. getting kn-bbers is special.
1. your mother totally gave me kn-bbers last night… whoa!
2. oh, that girl gave me mad kn-bbers.
affectionate name for a friend or loved one. forest slang.
alright my kn-bber.
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