knock chested
a condition in female humans wherein their br–sts are too far around to the front of their chests. clinically referred to as crowded cleavage condition.
opposite of bow chested.
dave: “man, is cindi knock chested or what?”
kevin: “way. i feel like her t-ts are always staring at me.”
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