knock off superman
when a male showers, he vigorously scrubs if “private area” with shower gel, if hairy enough, he has the opinion to get his p-b-s covered in bubbles, and style it. to complete the knock off super man look, he must produce a “v” shape, where the base of the v hits the top of his shaft, and the hairs stick upward. then, using the excess bubbles, lay them into the v housing produced, in order to complete the “s”. the knock off super man. when this style has been completed, he has the opinion to do the exploding superman, by slapping the bubbles, to explode.
“my partner wanted to spice up our relationship, so she knock off superman me in the shower”
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