Knocking on heaven’s door
when your d-ck is so big that the head repeatedly bounces off the cervix during intercourse.
“yo leish, remember tyrone that boi i i had ova last nite!?!
“u kno it girl, wha he do?”
“gurl his d-ck so big he be knocking on heaven’s door all night kno wha am sayin?”
“sh-t guerrrlll”
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