Knotty Dodge
the art of removing ones self from a situation by lieing out of your back teeth using the most unrealistic lies know to man.
mark: hey chris you coming on a road trip with us. its going to be epic
chris: yer deffo mate its gonna be messy
(2hours before event)
chris: sorry cant come my dad has died (by text)
(week later)
mark: wtf thats chris’s dad he aint dead. thats a proper knotty dodge that!!!
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