knowbot
a computer know-it-all that spends every waking hour programming, coding or designing operating systems; a chronic computer geek that finally looks up from his computer to discover that a year has p-ssed and he is wearing the same sweaty underwear
matt: “patrick may work at microsoft but at least he has a life and does other things. on the other hand, there is sweat pete. he is a chronic knowbot: his computer chair smells like -ss and he is surrounded by hundreds of empty dorito bags. he never leaves the computer even to p-ss. ya, those pop cans are full of you know what.
dave: “what a f-cking loser!”
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