Knuckle Bumping the Oatmeal
when you fist a loose b-tch with a yeast infection.
wallace- dude, you took her home last night? she’s a no-go with that yi.
jones- nah man. i was knuckle b-mping the oatmeal all night.
wallace- you’re f-cking sick.
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