Knuckle Children
-j-c-l-t–n from the act of masturbating.
what kind of country is this where a decent man can’t go into the privacy of his neighbors house and fire off a couple of knuckle children because he doesn’t own a dvd player?
aka sperm, jiz, c-m, ect.
after i get off work, i’m gunna go let off some knuckle children.
s-m-n, especially when released by masturbation.
“where exactly in the bible does it say that a man can’t fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor’s living room, while his neighbor’s at work because i don’t have a dvd player.” -peter griffin
sperm from when you m-st-rb-t-
why can’t i fire off some knuckle children from the privacy off my neighbors home
the sperm that gets on the knuckles after one m-st-rb-t-s (noun)
after doing the knuckle shuffle jimmy’s knuckle children were wiped off onto his sister’s bedsheets.
sperms dribbles on your knuckles after climaxing during m-st-rb-t–n.
knuckle children were everywhere.
rapid m-st-rb-t–n someone your hot for until you -j-c-l-t-.
“d-mn dude that girl made me loose my sh-t i went home after ward and made some knuckle children”
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