knuckle-deep in schlicking
medical term for w-nking like a motherfing pro!
when i was like 14, our family maid had found p-rn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept…he actually kept the thumbnails of the p-rn he liked on his desktop…like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the p-rn i had…
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