Knuckledump
the term used to describe masturbating in a porta-sh-tter while in the field.
pvt 1: “dude, we need to go back to the rear so i can get laid!”
pvt 2: “why don’t you just go to the sh-tter and take a knuckledump?
knuckle dump:
-j-c-l-t–n through masturbation.
this girl was so dirty she asked for the old knuckle dump on the chin. the circus is in town people and there will be face painting.
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