knucklehead townie


a knucklehead townie is the exact opposite of a redneck country boy, knucklehead townies are usually bis-xual don’t own firearms, hunt or fish and hate camping. knucklehead townies tend to be liberals who can’t weld.
hey bro, did you see that knucklehead townie in the designer jeans try to lay a greasy bead? he wants to suck my peen.

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