koaka


a bung h-m-supial often found dwelling in forks of trees. sits and looks often and does little else. often confused with australian marsupial koala which also licks their arms and sprawls out to cool themselves.

eats chiiiggaaahn and needs cuddles often as well as the occasional pump.
the squirrel then proceeded to throw the nut at the koaka thus knocking him out of his tree.

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