koan


a parable combined with a riddle, most commonly -ssociated with the teaching of zen buddhism. a koan confronts the student with a seemingly impenetrable question which is only resolved when through acheiving a deeper understanding of the philosophical point being taught.
one of the most famous koans is “what is the sound of one hand clapping?”
someone who invents s-xual conquest stories to sound superior or to impress friends.
guy 1: dude that guy is such a koan.

guy 2: yeh man i know last week he told me he lost his virginity giving a girl a dirty sanchez when he was 14.

guy 1: haha. what a loser.

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