Kobe


something a black man says when they throw a condom into a trashcan after having s-x with a white woman in a hotel room
jamal shoots and he scores! kobe!

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an exclamation, referring to talented basketball player and alleged rapist kobe bryant, used when someone does something requiring skill or great luck pretending to be skill. created by dave chappelle when throwing a used condom into the trash can after prematurely -j-c-l-t-ng in an episode of chappelle show.
(tosses piece of trash toward the trash can, goes in) kobe!

(takes a shot in pool, goes into a completely different pocket then the player antic-p-ted) kobe!
a person who enjoys -ss-pounding females relentlessly
d-mn girl my -ss is sore, billy did a kobe on me last night !
a city in j-pan.
see also basketball and rape.
kobe’s in deep sh-t.
to throw a condom in a garbage can after having s-x with a mentally-r-t-rded, blonde, white woman on the back of a chair in a hotel room in colorado.
i swear! it was consensual!
a great word to scream while doing something or anything that brings excitement or joy to you or friends.
(when you throw trash away from a far)kobe!
(while having s-xual intercourse)kobe!
(while actually playing basketball)kobe!
what everyone yells when they shoot a fadeaway jumpshot with a paper ball into the garbage can.
-dribble-
-pump fake-
“kobe!”
-fadeaway jumper-
-brick-

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