kobe’d

when you snitch on your friends to cover your bad actions by saying they did the same thing. however, the difference between you and them is that they weren’t caught and if they were, they would never break man code.
what kobe bryant did when he was accused of rape. told on shaq and other teammates to his wife to cover his -ss.
man, shawn straight up kobe’d me after his girl caught him cheating with breezy he met at the club. he told his girl that it was my fault because my side piece is her friend…so his girl called my girl!
to have your face p–ped on by a really stupid rich idiot.
“i didn’t realize i was going to get kobe’d just because tyrone paid for the white castles. i would rather eat my chitlins.”
used in reflection, an action that is particularly well-executed. most frequently used in form of the expression “kobe’d that sh-t.”
“you talked that old woman into giving you her life savings?”

“yeah, i kobe’d that sh-t.”
to enter a young woman’s v-g-n- by bending her over a chair, table, etc.
after weeks of dinners, dancing, movies and shows, i finally kobed her at the holiday inn select.
slang for rape or abuse.
one time i saw this ninja get totally kobe’d by this f-ckin bad-ss pirate. (ask matt if you don’t believe me)
to shoot something with such c-ckiness you look rediculous but it still goes in whatever you are aimed for.
dude, i just kobed that sh-t.
a rape young girls without any guilt or liability because of high priced lawyers.
i almost kobed my way through life, but my lawyers didn’t accept my “iou’s”
the act of rape, whereby a man forces a woman to have s-x with her, spef. in colorado, where rape is a common occurance for celbrities and the university’s football team. also used in surrogate of rape in online gaming for servers that have banned swears.
1. pharaoh: that dude came outa nowhere and killed all four of us
not-helping: we just got kobe’d!
retroit: kobeeeeee’d!

2. some women my claim to be kobe’d, but ussualy it is true

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