Kobeology


1.the study of all things kobe from his sick 3 to his unstoppable defence. including the -n-lysis of kobe haters and why they disrespect the greatest living thing to ever touch a basketball.

2. a philosophy that is soon sure to rival other divine beliefs such as christianity.
student: mr. saoud i couldnt get my kobeology homework done last night.

mr. saoud: well why couldnt you finish?

student: i was busy teaching the word of kobe to my family.

mr. saoud: ok well for a cause that n-ble i am forced to excuse you from the -ssignment.

student: thank you and may kobe be with you.

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