Kobie


a attractive guy who is black or asian generally. they are usually very toned. kobies love to joke around. they view their friends like family and are never mad bro. kobies are usually pretty smart and for some some reason are attracted to mexican babes.and if you are a kobie you have a big d-ck!
“man i can’t believe what kobie did ”

“he’s never mad he must be a kobie ”
kobie is the name usually given to s-xually challenged males of australia with unusual addictions to the online game “maple story”. kobie’s enjoy s-xxing roos and abusing their little brothers.

the kobies vocabulary is consisted of :
lol
you fail
plawx
out of mesorz
penor
roflcopter
omghouse
lmaonade
zomg that kobie is pwning that roo in teh -n-s while killing hordes of squids!!!
a wannabee kobe bryant who is actually a rat that lives on the streets and trys to skate but always fails. he also trys to jump over cars but just takes severe injuries in the process.
there is a horrible smelling kobie in mr. yessak’s 2nd period english cl-ss.

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