koch records


koch records (now e1 records) is as what 50 cent calls it, an industry graveyard. the label is home to many washed out rappers who’s previous label left them to rot. many of the records coming out of koch are cheap, unlistenable cr-p. the label contains such “artists” such as dj khaled, ray j, styles p, unk and the sesame street gang, and even more artists are considering going to koch despite it’s inferior quality.
bob: dude, i just bought this record.
jim: i hear it’s from koch records, you wouldn’t want to listen to it, i predict it’ll be of inferior quality.
bob: but i just bought it! what can we use it for?
jim: we can use it as a frisbee…
bob: okay!

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