Kocher
when a person steals an insecure tool’s girlfriend
guy 1: hey! that guy is stealing my girlfriend.
guy 2: he’s totally pulling a kocher, let’s cry about it on definithing.com
a general douchebag, usually one that already has a girlfriend but hits on yours nonstop. can sometimes have a dream about banging your girlfriend and then telling everyone about it. you do not want to be one of these people.
guy 1: dude that guy is all over my girlfriend
guy 2: what a kocher. lets get him.
a closeted gay man who hasn’t come out of the closet; mooches off others, and has a gnarly receding hairline. usually seen at your local bar p-ssing out business cards to ugly chicks in order to get laid.
man! did you see that guy at the bar?? dude is acting like a kocher!!!
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