Kocksure
a man possessing greater certainty than circ-mstances warrant. a man whose s-x appeal has no limit.
k-cksureness: the state or condition of being k-cksure.
a k-cksure man never says “i’m sorry”, he says “you’re welcome”.
a k-cksure man is both a gentleman and a scholar… and only that one time a s-x offender.
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mel gibson
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