Kohli
kohli (noun): someone who habitually leaves a place or group of people suddenly and unexpectedly, without informing any other members of the group.
do a kohli (verb): the act of disappearing suddenly.
q: “hey, where’s vikram?”
a: “he’s left… man he’s such a kohli” or “can’t see him, looks like he’s again done a kohli!”
someone who lives on a separate plane of existence from mere mortals. scientifically hyperliterate and applies infinite knowledge of the cosmos to creating a perfect first born son. kohli’s are immune to fire alarms.
-beeeeeeeep – beeeeeeeep – beeeeeeep”
a: d-mn, that fire -beeeeeeeeeeep- alarm is so loud.
b: okay then, we’ll finish the technology meeting later, lets -beeeeeeeep- get outside.
kohli: but i wasn’t done presenting, i’m only on slide 19.
-beeeeep-
kohli: my son scored a perfect 2400 on his sat.
a: isn’t your son in 7th grade?
kohli: yes.
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