Kohl’s Moment
i have a friend that shops at kohl’s a lot, and every time she goes there to shop, she gets a sh-t attack and has to run to the bathroom in the middle of her shopping.
whan you are engaged in an important or interesting activity and you suddenly have the overwhelming urge to have an immediate bowel movement.
i was in the middle of a business meeting when i suddenly had a kohl’s moment and had to excuse myself and sprint to the bathroom.
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