kohlsing
“the more you know, the more you kohl’s.” when did kohl’s become a verb? yea, it never did because its not! so yes that multi-million dollar corporation, thousands of others and myself slave away at every day is putting out non-grammatically correct slogans. kohlsing is also an art, dare i say. it is the ability to come into kohl’s not get signed up for a kohl’s charge and see beyond the scheme of the corporation and realize that everything can’t be on sale all the time.
me: hey justin do want to go kohlsing today?
justin: naw, i kohlsed yesterday during power hours.
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