Kokomo, IN
a town known for the many chrysler factories and the hiphugger–a topless bar that allows the patrons to yank and grab the dancers. the only thing keeping the people in this town from being true rednecks is the fact that they wear shoes and are d-mn proud of it.
kokomo, in is one of the best places for a factory working redneck to touch a topless dancer.
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