Kolbeschlag


a kolbeschlag: when one is whacked in the back of the head by the b-tt of an enemy gun. the enemy will then scream “kolbeschlag” and may urinate on the fallen body of the reciver of the kolbeschlag
tim sat huddeled by a tree in the dead of winter, clutching his rilfe. he looked around suspiciously, saw nothing, and went back to somking his ciggy. a stick cracked behind him, but he ignored it. then, wham, he felt his neck snap, and everything went black. the foamy-mouthed ss officer behind him thrust his kar98k into the air and shouted triumphantly: “kolbeschlag!!!!!!”

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