Kolen
also known as the double jurblonski, the kolen is an intricate s-xual maneuver involving all four limbs of its primary partic-p-nt. three people (at least one man) lie on the floor/bed/ground, or even in a pile of trash. the man stretches out on his side while the two other people curl up in b-lls at his head and feet, respectively. the man then double-fists the person lying at his head in the -sshole (it has to be in the -sshole) while they curl around to suck his c-ck. meanwhile, he also f-cks the person lying at his feet in either their -sshole or v-g-n- (if they are female). he uses his feet to do this, and the person being f-cked curls around to eat the man’s -sshole out.
dan had been wanting to give shira a hot jurblonski all day long, but then arie showed up. “no matter,” dan said. “why settle for a jurblonski when you can have a kolen?!”
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