Kolton Hamm
a dumb-ss that is too much of a panzy to kiss his girlfriend, and yet she still likes him very much.
girl 1: “so has he kissed you yet?”
girl 2: “nope… -deep and long sigh-
girl 1: “ugh, what a kolton hamm..”
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